Don't touch anything!

Tonight after a dinner of Italian Stuffed Shells, lil J was covered with marinara sauce. I pulled his high chair out from the table and instructed him to get down and go to the bathroom and wash his hands. As he headed in that direction I said, "Don't touch anything!" About two minutes later, he returned to the kitchen with his hands still messy and held up in the air and asked, "Mommy, can I touch the sink?" I wish he took all of my instructions so literally!